You are all very naughty boys and girls. I am therefore commissioning the great Flame War of the last days.
All the naughty boys and all the naughty girls are to face each other across a large bonfire on the hills at midnight, naked, of course. All the naughty girls are then to dance around the flames and all the naughty boys are to spank them as they go by.
As part of your penance you will then conjure this image into your mind every time you see the flame wars flare, and you must invite the person flaming you round to your place to give you another spankin’
Headmaster Ben,
With spankin’ cane a-ready!
Religion n.
An organisation designed to promote atheism.