Ok so hear me out...
We get people to build their own 'store' by borrowing money from us, we tell them they have to recruit other customers with all their free time, then we ask for money....
What is the product?.............. OUR THOUGHTS !
If only it could be done, it would be the best business in the world, money for thoughts and the customer pays for everything, the literature our thoughts are printed on, the buildings where our thoughts are spoken and the buildings we live in whilst we consider what our thoughts are once a week on a wednesday morning.
Just to add incentive, our thoughts are never to be questioned and we are to have the authority of god.
Now if only people were susceptible to other peoples thoughts..... hmmm what do people want?
What if.... we promise them an answer to all their fears....
No death,
Live forever,
Live forever in Paradise!
All wrongs will be made right,
All rights will be rewarded.
Dead loved ones will return,
Disease will be cured,
Erm...what else do humans want?
Oh yeah, you will have a house and security
There will be no wars or world problems
Animals will get on with each other for our sake...
Best of all if it doesnt come in the lifetime of the customer..... SO WHAT ? It just hasnt come YET !
Beautiful
Anyone wanna sign up ? ......................................