A Kingdom Parody--Conditional Love

by sd-7 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    We're happy to see

    You came to the meeting.

    Where've you been?

    Where've you been?

    We have been planning

    An unannounced visit,

    To find out your sins.

    All of your sins.

    We tapped all your phones,

    And two of us listened.

    We followed you home,

    And saw your new women.

    We'll hold committee

    If you are not present.

    For that is love,

    Conditional love.

    Make sure you don't get

    A full education.

    We're so near the end,

    Near the end.

    Though decades have passed,

    We're closer than ever

    Give us your best--

    Hey, that's not your best!

    It surely will come

    In 'this generation'

    And if it does not

    Then next iteration

    Your last will is ours

    After your cremation

    For that is love

    Your cash is our love.

    And oh how we love

    Protecting your children!

    Hush them up.

    Hush them up!

    And even with their

    Abusers' confessions

    Cover it up

    We'll cover it up!

    Our legal advice

    Is not to embarrass

    Jehovah's great name

    Our children we cherish

    Though in the bad way

    With stick and with carrot

    For that is love

    Conditional love.

    --sd-7

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    You are so creative.

  • mynameislame
  • mynameislame
    mynameislame

    Thats what I meant.

  • AK MCGRATH
    AK MCGRATH

    Oh, I LOVE that!! I wish it could be sung and uploaded on utube. I'd be happy to "share" it..heehee

    Awesome job, sd-7

  • laverite
    laverite

    Surely some of these wonderful melodies could be performed and recorded at the next Apostafest to be uploaded to youtube? Imagine the fun, instead of traditional campfire songs.

  • Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
    Disillusioned Lost-Lamb

    ROLMFAO! Great job!

  • snowbird
  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    Genius as usual!

  • Chariklo
    Chariklo

    Sheer genius.

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