Strangest Ad's On JWN Sidebar Addressing You?

by Bubblegum Apotheosis 9 Replies latest jw friends

  • Bubblegum Apotheosis
    Bubblegum Apotheosis

    "Help an Isreal Soldier" My first obligation is to a US Soldier, than a UK one. "Viagra" "Porn" "Donate To Save Isreal" They have plenty of US Aid, the Fundamentals give Zionist $75-$100 million are year, to bring forward the "Rapture" "See Lord Save Us From Your People" Movie

    The algorithm has no idea who I am or what my marketing preferenes are, sometimes they are correct, the majority of the time, their ads don't reflect me.

    Meet Russian girls in your area now! "Western College is waiting for you to apply!" "Put Your Ad Online Now, $75 Google Credit"

  • WinstonSmith

    Mine seem to cycle through Filipino Brides, Cougar Life and some random pest control company....not sure what the ad gods are trying to tell me....

  • Bubblegum Apotheosis
    Bubblegum Apotheosis

    Let me try to read your "ad bar fortune" Winston Smith will marry a Filipino Wife, after he has had tamed all the Cougars in his area. When is finally decides to marry the hottest, sexiest Filipino bride, he will employ the random pest services to chase the Cougars away from his home?

    I can't figure out what my Ad Bar Fortune means, I got another one, let me ad it.

  • Bubblegum Apotheosis
  • Aussie Oz
    Aussie Oz

    My fave is the one spruking how Hebert Armstrong WAS RIGHT!


  • WinstonSmith

    @Aussie Oz: I have one at the moment which is similar, it says "2012 The End Times are Here!" and has a subtext of "2008 was God's final warning!" We better watch ourselves. As we have learned from being a JW, these "final" warnings can go on for YEARS.

    @Bubblegum Apotheosis: Allow me to do a reading for you good sir - You should help an Israeli soldier by sending him Viagra and porn. This is, of course, a way to donate to save Israel. This will instigate the rapture, and like some prophecies in the bible being written in the past tense to emphasise the certainty of their fulfilment, the movie See Lord Save Us From Your People has already been made. All the good girls will go to heaven leaving only you and the Russian girls in your area here on the earth. Since you don't speak Russian, you need to go to Western College to learn it. As you have no money to pay for college, GoogleAds are your only hope at raising some cash.

  • WTWizard

    Israel isn't getting any help from me. I believe, and you can research if you have nothing more than a Bible Old Testament and/or copy of the Jewish Talmud, that they are nothing but trouble. (Yes, I base this belief on their obsession with sex, homophobia, destroying cultures so they can plant themselves where they don't belong, destroying cultures after being establised so they don't have competition from better religions, and that Paul was not only a Jew but a prominent Pharisee and he was the one that started Christi-SCAM-ity, right from their own Bible). Warning: The Talmud is intentionally very dry reading so you cannot readily draw any conclusions.

    I strongly suggest that anyone who wishes to help Israel do deep research on the topic, from independent sources, BEFORE doing anything. They are the seed of three of the most homophobic, slavery-inciting, racism-inciting, destructive religions on the planet, and I believe they do not deserve any help. If they so strongly believe that Jehovah is so grand, let Jehovah help them. (Of course, if you actually have relatives in Israel, you may feel differently about the subject but should direct your assistance directly to them instead of to the government.)

    This is as valid as any other appeal for international aid. Particularly beware of anything requesting assistance from Nigeria, since those 419 scams are still running rampant. Like Israel, they do not deserve any assistance as long as corruption is not checked within their own country. While they are not the seed of homophobia and slavery, they are home to many a scam and you should use extreme caution when dealing with Nigerian appeals for assistance.

  • Band on the Run
    Band on the Run

    Antisemitism is not attractive. I don't see anything so bad in the OT or Talmud that is not in every religion on earth. You prob. know few actual Jewish people and believe in gross stereotypes. Zionism does raise issues.

    The funniest ad appeared one day when A Guest and I were having a duel. I posted a remark that I thought the fight was inappropriate. Furthermore, the spectacle of two women fighting and acting catty deeply bothered me. All of a sudden cat ads appeared. Cat food and cat grooming. Others watching the fight also saw cat related ads.

    I get escort ads, Armstrong was right ads. Of course, I look at fashion online. Any slight interest at a clothing store and the damn handbag or dress follows me around the Internet. This site yields bizarre ads. They don't have a clue as to what type of people post here. It is all stereotypes. The Armstrong ads seem the most frequent. Right - he was right. Maybe some idiot thinks Armstrong and the Witnesses are the same.

  • WTWizard

    I will add that everything bad in the Old Testament is repeated in the New Testament, and is found in the Quran. All three of the big religions are equally homophobic, male chauvinist pig attracting, and encouraging of enslavement. And all three of them are involved in disrupting nations and selling slaves out of them, destroying cultures, and the like. All of these religions are offensive as such.

    As for the ads, I have gotten a few of them myself--a while ago, I got ads for Tops supermarkets frequently. You get them based on what the topic is about, as well as what you have shown interest in yourself. I have had plenty of ads for precious metals, light bulbs, batteries, computer parts, and the like when I was buying such parts. This is usually the result of tracking cookies planted in your computer, and adware. It does nothing more than tailors the ads to what you may be interested in. It is best removed regularly, because excessive adware and tracking cookies will slow your computer.

  • clearpoison

    I really enjoy looking at those mailorder brides from Russia and Asia, more confusing are the ads where I am referred to meet some nice moslim brides.


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