Watchtower Dec 2011 Makes fun of fools who think the end is 2012. Ironic??

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  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    Wachtower Dec 1 2011 p.10 "French village faces influx of apocalypse believers...they believe the world will end 21 December 2012 when the end of....ancient Maya calander...Despite predictions by calamity-howling religious leaders, pseudoscientists, and any other prognosticators, earth will be in existence for a long time...when will this occur? No human knows. JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES DO NOT TRY TO PREDICT WHEN GOD WILL DESTROY THE WICKED...{really?} ......they LEAVE THAT SOLELY IN THE HANDS OF THEIR HEAVENLY FATHER...." *

    *My Footnote: Except for the years 1914, 1916, 1925, 1942, 1975 and "this Generation of 1914" which was our bad.

  • LostGeneration
    LostGeneration

    Only if you believe it will happen "soon" are you sane in JW-land....

    JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES DO NOT TRY TO PREDICT WHEN GOD WILL DESTROY THE WICKED

    That is an outright lie, when you consider their overlapping generation teaching. If their feet are held to the fire, (which of course they should be) then their teaching says the world will end by about 2114. (1914+100 for first generation and +100 for the second)

    The exercise of typing out that doctrine makes me realize beyond any doubt that the the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses is composed of 100% dumbasses.

  • rory-ks
    rory-ks

    My younger daughter has her birthday on December 21. She'll be five. The end of the world would be a helluva b-day present, wouldn't it?

  • Bungi Bill
    Bungi Bill

    Once more, the WTS tries to rewrite its own history.

    Sadly, if you didn't know any better, a person could be inclined to believe them.

    Billl.

  • 3Mozzies
    3Mozzies
    JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES DO NOT TRY TO PREDICT WHEN GOD WILL DESTROY THE WICKED..... they LEAVE THAT SOLELY IN THE HANDS OF THEIR HEAVENLY FATHER...."

    Hahaha good catch Witness 007

    Don't you just love it when they lie outright?

    Remember this lie truth:

    *** w93 1/15 p. 5 ‘Caught Away to Meet the Lord’—How? ***
    The Watchtower has consistently presented evidence to honesthearted students of Bible prophecy that Jesus’ presence in heavenly Kingdom power began in 1914.

    Watchtower Society Pinocchio

  • AnnOMaly
    AnnOMaly

    No, all the WTS does is make statements like ...

    The storm clouds of Armageddon cannot be far-off. Soon it will be time for the Son of man to come to execute Jehovah's judgment on the ungodly. - w2011 5/15 p. 15 par. 18.

    Does the fact that Jehovah's day is on the horizon affect your day-to-day life right now? - w2006 12/15 p. 16 par. 5.

    The fulfillment of Bible prophecy shows that we are living in "the last days" of this system of things. ... Very soon now, Jehovah God is going to intervene in human affairs and wipe out wickedness from the earth. - w1999 4/1 p. 19 par. 21.

    When Christ wields the "rod of iron," which he will do very soon now, it means that all the kingdoms of this world will be smashed out of existence. This nation-destroying action was foretold at Daniel 2:44 - w1954 8/15 p. 486.

    ... thereby manipulating everyone into a perpetual state of high alert.

    I don't know which is worse. Keeping everyone hyped, thinking the end's coming tomorrow for decades, or getting them to focus on a date that will inevitably disappoint.

  • yadda yadda 2
    yadda yadda 2

    Well spotted. Yep, ironic and grossly hypocritical and arrogant.

  • irondork
    irondork

    Bungi Bill:Once more, the WTS tries to rewrite its own history.

    Sadly, if you didn't know any better, a person could be inclined to believe them.

    Excerpt from 1984, by George Orwell:

    As soon as Winston had dealt with each of the messages, he clipped his speakwritten corrections to the appropriate copy of the Times and pushed them into the pneumatic tube. Then, with a movement which was as nearly as possible unconscious, he crumpled up the original message and any notes that he himself had made, and dropped them into the memory hole to be devoured by the flames.

    What happened in the unseen labyrinth to which the pneumatic tubes led, he did not know in detail, but he did know in general terms. As soon as all the corrections which happened to be necessary in any particular number of the Times had been assembled and collated, that number would be reprinted, the original copy destroyed, and the corrected copy placed on the files in its stead. This process of continuous alteration was applied not only to newspapers, but to books, periodicals, pamphlets, posters, leaflets, films, sound tracks, cartoons, photographs – to every kind of literature or document which might conceivably hold any political or ideological significance. Day by day and almost minute by minute the past was brought up to date. In this way, every prediction made by the Party could be shown by documentary evidence to have been correct; nor was any item of news, or any expression of opinion, which conflicted with the needs of the moment, ever allowed to remain on record. All history was a palimpsest, scraped clean and reinscribed exactly as often as was necessary. In no case would it have been possible, once the deed was done, to prove that any falsification had taken place….

    A number of the Times which might, because of changes in the political alignment, or mistaken prophesies uttered by Big Brother, have been rewritten a dozen times still stood on the files bearing its original date, and no other copy existed to contradict it. Books, also, were recalled and rewritten again and again, and were invariably reissued without any admission that any alteration had been made. Even the written instructions which Winston received, and which he invariably got rid of as soon as he had dealt with them, never stated or implied that an act of forgery was to be committed; always the reference was to slips, errors, misprints, or misquotations which it was necessary to put right in the interests of accuracy.

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    calamity-howling religious leaders,

    "Know Jehovah - How?" p216 (released 1971)

    "9 Shortly, within our twentieth century, the “battle in the day of Jehovah” will begin against the modern antitype of Jerusalem, Christendom. The ancient “soil of Israel” pictures the realm in which Christendom has operated. It pictures the standing and relationship that Christendom has claimed to occupy with God by means of his “new covenant” of which Jesus Christ is the mediator. Now is no time for anyone in Christendom to rely on any righteousness on the basis of his own merits and to boast of his own self-righteousness. Jehovah’s “sword” of warfare will cut off from this position that Christendom’s clergy claim for her all religionists who depend upon her having an acceptable standing with God."

  • notjustyet
    notjustyet

    Quote from above : " Wachtower Dec 1 2011 p.10 "French village faces influx of apocalypse believers...they believe the world will end 21 December 2012 when the end of....ancient Maya calander...Despite predictions by calamity-howling religious leaders, pseudoscientists, and any other prognosticators, earth will be in existence for a long time...when will this occur? No human knows. JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES DO NOT TRY TO PREDICT WHEN GOD WILL DESTROY THE WICKED...{really?} ......they LEAVE THAT SOLELY IN THE HANDS OF THEIR HEAVENLY FATHER...." *

    *My Footnote: Except for the years 1914, 1916, 1925, 1942, 1975 and "this Generation of 1914" which was our bad."

    ** Definition of Heavenly Father now means GB

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