Pet Names

by LaraCraft 6 Replies latest social relationships

  • LaraCraft
    LaraCraft

    What is with you men and your pet names for female body parts?? You know what I'm talking about--pussy, beaver, oppossum...

  • TR
    TR

    ...clamhole, one-eyed taco, honey pot, tuna bowl....etc.

    TR

    I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
    --Robert Frost, 1935

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    You mean like:

    Russell The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle
    Gristle Missle
    Pumping Pole of Penile Power
    Bone-Her
    Harry & the Hendersons (Hendersons are the balls)
    Granite Edifice
    One-Eyed Fred
    Dip Stick
    Piss Pump
    Meat Wrench
    Nightcrawler
    Blue-veined Junket Pumper
    Love Pump
    Richard and the Twins
    One Eyed Wonder Weasel
    Ralph The Fur Faced Chicken
    Tobias the Cheeky Monkey
    Johnson
    Trouser Snake
    Tool
    Thrill Drill
    Sex Pistol
    Pocket Rocket
    One Hole Friction Whistle
    The Pink Oboe
    Purple-Helmeted Warrior
    Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower
    Trouser Trout
    Vlad The Impaler

    Oops! Sorry, wrong part! Here ya go:

    .mound of womanhood (or Venus), handful of woman, womanhood
    .flower, fruit, bud, rose, cherry
    .conch, orchid
    .friend, sister, aunt
    .center, heart, source
    .place, temple, house, delights, wonders, pleasure, warmth
    .muff, muffin, kitten, puff
    .fanny, ethyl
    .unit, thing
    .lap, nether regions, down there, no-no, private area, parts, zone
    .wee-wee, bug
    .pool, deep sea, wetness
    .crevice, lips, crack, smile
    .pussy, beaver, bearded clam
    .hole, tunnel, (love) pocket, chimney, mouth, (magic) cave, box
    .yin-yang, charms
    .snatch, trap
    .meat, sweet meats, taint meat, meat napkin
    .yoni
    .cunt
    .vagina, vulva, clitoris, labia
    .twat, cooter, cooch, hoo

    Hmmm, I think thats all of em.

    Believe in yourself, not mythology.
    <x ><

  • Sky
    Sky

    what about Muffer?
    I dont think I read that one anywhere...
    Kisses!
    Sky

    I've crossed the last line
    from where I can't return
    where every step I took in faith
    betrayed me
    and led me from my home

    and sweet
    sweet surrender
    is all that I have to give

  • WildHorses
    WildHorses

    I've heard it called the little man in the boat too.

    I don't want someone in my life I can live with. I want someone in my life I can't live without.
  • thewiz
    thewiz

    I call mine: "Big Frank"

    Women make up names too... It's not just the "guys" who have dirty minds.

  • thewiz
    thewiz

    oops, this is about women isn't it?

    A woman and a man are makin' love
    She asks him to stick a finger in
    Then two fingers, then three...
    Then his whole hand, then another hand
    She then asks him: "Now clap"
    He says, "I can't"
    She says: "Too tight huh?"

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