I attened A funeral yesterday, A funeral for A very
special lady. The attendance 800-1000. She was so special
because she touch so many. The funeral begain around 11 am,
over around 3 pm. (Noitce I said around). It was the church
I attend as A child before becoming A JW, A Baptist church.
Baptist churches remind me of Las Vegas, there are no clocks
in Vegas there are no clocks in the Baptist church because time
is not A factor. But it was A nice celebration for this special person.
I was thinking doing the service how would it go with this lady
and A recently decease anointed sister standing before God.
(God:) Baptiist sister, you have accomplished much doing your
time on earth. I see here, not only where you busy in your church
but also work in other organization that feed the hungry. Well done.
(God) Sister anointed, I see no record of your accomlishment.
(Sister anointed) I gave the Watchtower and the Awake.
(God) sister we talking about food for the body.
(anointed) Yes, Wt and Awake, you see God the Wt and the Awake teaches
people how to be good citzens and productive. So in turn they
can go out and get A job and feed their own family.
(God) ooooooh K. Sister anointed, what if they needed spiritual food.
(anointed) Wt and Awake, door knocking and meetings.
(God ) sister anointed, what if they was spiritual sick.
(anointed) we kick them out, and give them the Wt and Awake.
(God) pardon me.
I will stop here, maybe someone can add more.