I saw this on the IFB facebook wall that I felt you all might appreciate.
Rule #1. Nothing bad happens in an IFB church.
Rule #2. Should something bad happen to anyone or sect outside of the IFB, decry them as loudly and as publicly as you can to bolster your people's illusion that the IFB is the only true church.
Rule #3. Take whatever steps are necessary to insure that Rule #1 remains true in the eyes of everyone.
Rule #4. Should something bad happen in an IFB church, refer back to Rule #1.