Just finished skimming through the 2012 Yearbook

by NoRegrets 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • NoRegrets
    NoRegrets

    Well, the 2012 Yearbook PDF is on JW.org. Here are a few high... er, lowlights!

    First, the number of partakers was still listed, surprisingly: 11,824 (That number just keeps going UP, UP, UP!!!!)

    They also talk about the fact that all of the North America WT's and Awakes are printed in Canada now, no doubt to save on health care for Bethelites! Memorial attendance was allegedly almost 20 million.

    A LOT about the reduced hour auxillary pioneer campaign in April and how much "excitement" it generated. Talked about changes to Gilead and more about the new MTS schools for single men and couples. (Even at the couples MTS there is a "brothers only" section that the wives are banned from!)

    ? “Yes, Armageddon
    must be coming
    soon!”—A non-Witness
    who noticed our increased
    activity in April. (A priceless bullet point quote!)

    Also talked about a custody lawsuit that they prevailed in in the US:

    On August 10, 2011, the Supreme Court of Kansas
    upheld a favorable decision grantingMonicaMc-
    Glory, one of Jehovah’s Witnesses, custody of her
    son. The child’s father had sought custody, claiming
    that Sister McGlory should not have custody of
    their son because (1) she would refuse to consent
    to a blood transfusion, (2) she took the child with
    her in the door-to-door ministry, and (3) she allegedly
    alienated him from his father and his community
    by teaching their son about Armageddon.
    The Kansas Supreme Court affirmed constitutional
    principles already set out in 1957, when it stated:
    “Religious freedom, as guaranteed by our constitution,
    should be faithfully upheld, and religious
    teachings to children should not and must not be
    considered as basis for making child custody orders.”
    With regard to the blood transfusion issue,
    the court stated: “We cannot decide [custody] cases
    based on some hypothetical future accident or illness
    whichmight necessitate [a blood transfusion].”

    Still the number of new baptized ones seems low to me: 263,131

    There were also a few lame stories that made me really pity the children trapped within:

    A LETTER TO JEHOVAH. Seven-year-old Joshua attends
    school in the United States. During December, he
    and his classmates were assigned by their teacher
    to write a letter to Santa
    Claus. When Joshua politely
    refused to do so,
    his teacher said, “Write
    to anyone.” He decided
    to write a letter to Jehovah.
    “Thank you for promising
    a paradise,” Joshua
    wrote. “Thank you forhaving
    a Son, whose name
    is Jesus, who would give
    away his life. Thank you
    for creating things that
    we can enjoy. I love you,
    Jehovah God.” The letter,
    along with other students’ letters, was published in a
    local newspaper.

    And this one:

    A CUPCAKE LEADS TO A WITNESS. Caleb is six years
    old. On the first day of school in Canada, one of his
    classmates had a birthday, so the boy’smother, Natalie,
    brought in cupcakes for the class to share. Caleb politely
    refused. Natalie then approached Caleb, asking if he
    had food allergies. “No,” Caleb answered, “I serve Jehovah.”
    After school, Natalie
    approached Caleb’s
    mother and asked, “Are
    you one of Jehovah’s Witnesses?”
    When she said
    yes,Natalie became excited.
    She had studied with
    the Witnesses as a teenager,
    but because of intense
    family opposition, she had stopped studying.
    When asked if she would like to resume her study of
    the Bible, Natalie agreed.

    There was also some notalgic BS about Norway and Rwanda.

    NR

  • factfinder
    factfinder

    Hi No Regrets!

    I just went to www.jw.org and only the 2011 and 2010 YBs pdfs are up.

    How did you see the 2012 edition?

  • Gayle
  • factfinder
    factfinder

    Thank you Gayle!

  • WTWizard
    WTWizard

    What a waste. This is going to result in more cupcake refusals, and they will not get the results posted in the Yearbook. I am sure that story was made up. The actual result is that children that have to refuse birthday treats on religious grounds are going to feel bad (like they miss out on something fun), and they are going to be treated like sxxx by classmates and teachers. And writing to Jehovah thanking him for merely promising a paradise--what rubbish! First, there already WAS a paradise--before Jehovah took it away for Satan trying to liberate mankind from endless stagnation (which, paradise or none, renders life worthless). Second, a promise is nothing if Jehovah is going to continue dangling it to get more of this thanks. Why would Jehovah ever deliver when he could get the thanks by merely promising?

    In real life, teachers assign children to write to Santa, they are supposed to write to Santa. Never mind that he is actually the parents. It is just the principle--any more than the characters in literature class are real. Yet, I cannot write a fact about Jehovah when it's one of those fictitious characters in that book that performed the act in the story. Most teachers are going to expect the letter to Santa, and the students are going to get a zero on the assignment and ridicule from the class if they don't comply.

    And that's 263,131 too many baptisms.

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice
    A LETTER TO JEHOVAH. Seven-year-old Joshua

    He'd get a better response writing to Santa Claus than to the imaginary megalomaniac psycho brand name god of the watchtower(TM).

    A CUPCAKE LEADS TO A WITNESS.

    and a fruitcake was the result!

  • NoRegrets
    NoRegrets

    Good ones punk! LOL!

  • diana netherton
    diana netherton

    I ate a vertboten birthday cupcake when I was six. I was the best damned cupcake I've ever had.

  • disfellowshipped1
    disfellowshipped1

    LOL... I just had to add it to WatchtowerLeaks Nice job and reasoning....

  • factfinder
    factfinder

    Isn't Jehovah supposed to "speed things up" at the time of the end ?

    The ever smaller increases and ever increasing partakers indicate armageddon is way off- i guess Jehovah changed his timing?

    Of course the GB will always say the end is closer and closer, right around the corner (of a block that will never exist!).

    Thank you for sharing the info NoRegrets!

    I will read the section on Norway. I have been a big fan of a-ha since 1985 and thus have also developed an interest in Norway. I was even trying to learn some Norwegian a few years ago!

    Each year i wait for the YB to feature the updated history of JWs in the US- and it never happens. They have updated the histories for most countries twice over the past 3 decades. The 1975 YB had the US report, up to 1974. But the US is one country the YB never gives the updated history of, from 1975-the present. I wonder why?

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