by plmkrzy 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Please we need some good jokes. Today is some kinda holiday.
POST a Joke, I'll go first. This one is for all you Europeans.
A creative writing class was given an assignment to write a concise essay using the four elements Religion, Royalty, Sex, and Mystery.
The winning essay:
"My God!" said the Queen "I'm pregnant! I wonder who did it..."
YOUR TURN!
plmkrzy
Here is an important lesson for this special day ....
Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first
worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put
into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a
jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day:
The first worm, in alcohol---dead.
Second worm, in cigarette smoke---dead.
Third worm, in sperm---dead.
Fourth worm, in soil---alive.
Lesson:
As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get
worms.
I've been celibate to long! I hope I don't have worms.
OK, heres my contribution:
Boozy
Just to keep this going 4 awhile
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
A. So the man can be open-minded.
Puzzled:
I love it. Couldn't wait to send that one to a few special people.
Target
God is stressed, he turns to Michael and tells him I need a
vacation.
Michael: Father why not take a trip to Pluto.
God; no it's too cold and frostbite wasn't one of my best
creations.
Michael: How about Mercury, a nice warm climate.
God: No way, look at me I'm so pale I would be burnt too a crisp.
Michael: OK, how about earth.
God: that would be the last place to go, the last time I was there
I got some girl pregnant and I have not heard the last of it since...
