Charlie Smith (his real name), a professed member of the anointed, called at the door of Charlton Heston. Mr. Heston allowed Charlie to read from the book of Genesis. This rare allowance caused Charlie to think this man was a "person of interest." Charlie wanted to make sure he would make a return visit on him, so he asked his name. "Heston" (through clenched teeth), was the reply. Charlie was later informed that he had just spoken with "Moses" and about Mr. Heston's ties with the NRA, etc. I doubt that Charlie ever made that RV.
You couldn't make this stuff up. ,
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