First Reformed Church--Keep using my name in vain, I'll
make rush hour longer_God
Presbyterian________There are some questions that can,t
be answer by Google.
Our Savior's---------------You may party in hell, but you will be
the Barbque.
Church of God--------------Honk if you Love Jesus text while
driving if you want to meet him.
Ray of Hope---------------Thou shall not steal the copper from
AC unit.
Christian Fellowship-------Church parking, Trespasser,s will
will be Baptised
First Baptist------------Who,s Your Daddy?
Baptist-------------------Whoever is praying for snow, please stop.
The First church of Awesome
Works---------------------How do we make Holy water? We boil the
hell out of it!
No name Church--------Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the snake and
the snake didn,t have A leg to stand on.