Betcha you don't remember me. That's what happens when you get old. Hehehehe! I figgured someone shot you a long time ago!
Peeplezs, you badly misjudge dear old Farkel. He's actually kind, sweet, gentle, innocent, mild, good-lookin', and very, very humble. The only thing between him and perfection is a good enema.
Oh, I forgot, he's musical too. He plays the radio real good!
Have you talked to Alan F. lately?