It's time that matters of serious concern and sufficient weight be broached on JWN ...
On two separate occasions I amazed myself by an uncanny ability to perform inadvertent feats of personal skill and prowess.
First: I tossed an empty paper towel tube toward the trash bin but missed (on purpose, of course). The tube, as though possessing some inner kinetic self-determination and backbone, opted to steady itself and stand upright before my goggling pop eyes. I permitted him to stand where he landed, this as a testament to either my inherent wizard-like magical deftness or His own anthropomorphic genesis.
Second: I was doing the washing up at the bathroom lavatory (I have no kitchen sink), and a plastic container lid somehow found itself standing rigidly upright before my once again goggling pop eyes, attached to the countertop in said position by a thin layer of water and dish detergent. She remained fixed in that position for some days ...
So, what have you to say or add, Mes Amis?