Today is pre-colonoscopy day. My second in 6 yrs. I had forgotten the biggest annoyance of these degrading procedures. The purging and starvation the day before so that they can take stick their things into you and take their filthy pictures without puting them off their lunch by seeing something nasty in your poop shoot.
Right now, I could eat the ass out of a dead skunk.
Time for another cup of chicken broth.