Wheh'fo IZ ya'll, Miz SnowBirdie???
Lawd, fokz iz gettin' al wurried up 'n heah 'bout ya'll, guhl, 'n wunnerin' wheh ya'll iz! Ah iz, too! Ah hopes al iz well wit'ch'all... 'n ya'llz fam'ly, chile! Ya'll prolly jus' on vacashun... 'o takin' a res, sho'nuff... but we jus' wantin' t'chek onya, z'all, guhl! So, ya'll HOLLA soon, ya'll heah?
'N piece t'ya'll 'n your'n, chile!
Ya'llz sirvint, sistuh, 'n fella slav o' de Lawd...
Miz Shebbie ('n Miz Shurlee Dubya, too... 'cuz she dun axed 'bout ya'll az well!)...