Ok, so many friends of mine who I've managed to influence with my Sith-lord corruption are attending convention this weekend. I already attended some time ago. I kept the program and took thorough notes, so I plan to properly time a well-prepared SMS message to everyone's smartphone with diagrams and a link about endosymbiotic theory just as it's mentioned from the platform during the drama!
...followed by a real-time pic of a salted margarita with my bare feet and swimming pool in the background. Caption: "wish you were here, SUCKERS lol!!!"
Hopefully, that link will give them something of substance to review during their 3-day indoctrination.