It's that time of year again...If you could name the title of this years DA, what would you call it?

by Was New Boy 7 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Was New Boy
    Was New Boy

    I like

    "The Divine Endurance of Boring Talks" DA


    "Why Jehovah The God of Love...can't wait to kill most everybody" DA

  • tenyearsafter

    I would call it the:

    "Here We Go Again" District Convention

  • clarity

    "Follow us - Park Your Brain at the Door District ASSembly"

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  • Tuesday

    "Same Shit Different Setting"

    That's what I'd say.

  • No Room For George
    No Room For George

    You've spent $300-$500 coming to our bull crap conventions, what's one more year?

  • badseed

    It's the same old garbage, but you'll love the leftovers.

    Drag your feet through the doors convention.

    Looking for the truth?? You won't find it here!

  • Anony Mous
    Anony Mous

    God's Kingdom, Jesus Kingdom, no God's Kingdom. We don't know which scripture go with which!

    The "Where's Jesus" convention

    "We're not quite Christians" convention

    "We're like the other guys, just different, we're right" convention

    "Please don't leave" convention

    "You're not worthy" convention

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