well i was only thinking of two...but as soon as i typed the title line i realized there are more.....
jesus turned water into wine....pretty famous and a nice trick....and i guess if it is true it was the best fluckkin wine in the universe since it came from perfection
so what did dad do with water?....he turned a river into blood...the nile i think but not sure.....
so what does this mean?....that jesus was a raging alcoholic providing wine to his drunk wedding buddies....and that god is a vampire????....my son actually texted that reasoning to me and just another reason i love him so much
but duh...jesus also walked on water....god make it spit forth from a rock....plus he used it to kill almost all humanity and animalaty in the flood...lol...plus he gave us this river of life thingy..................................oompa
hard to believe i am at the beach thinking of this crap