I was known as the "who cares say it like it is" person in my family.
One saturday after noon Elder Goodshoes and his wife came to my family home, I was all of twelve years old and the topic for the study was masturbation.
Sister Goodshoes thought she would do her usual questioning after my study and said "so what was your study about today young man" thinking I would be put off and straight to her face I said "about having a good old wank".
The look on her face was priceless and the one on my Mothers was hilarious as she just bust out laughing!!!!
She never once again asked me about anything to do with my study. Hey i was being honest!