In recent years, contributions to the Watchtower, Inc. have sagged in various areas - and clearly, their worn out message is a burden to everyone involved. As a a distressed property, they need a new leader to turn their enterprize around.
I have the perfect candidate:
http://blogs.forbes.com/jennagoudreau/2011/04/06/lynn-tilton-the-richest-self-made-woman-in-america/
Demure, quiet, self effacing, modest and discreet. Perfect for handling the Organization.
metatron (beware of sarcasm)