Christians seek out Athiests to care for pets

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  • moshe

    Leaving on the Rapture train Saturday? Then you might need someone to care for your loved pets and only an Athiest will do- just to be sure you don't entrust the care of your pet to someone who is receiving a surprise rapture.

    Atheists offer pet help after Judgment Day
    May 20, 2011 - 11:06AM

    When Judgment Day comes - which some US Christian fundamentalists insist will happen on Saturday - have you thought about what you're going to do with the family dog and cat?

    In 26 US states, you could have them rescued and adopted by enterprising atheists who have set up a business to care for the animal companions of any Christians who are selected to go to heaven when Jesus Christ comes back.

    "You've committed your life to Jesus. You know you're saved. But when the Rapture comes, what's to become of your loving pets who are left behind?" Eternal Earth-Bound Pets says on its website, offering to "take that burden off your mind".
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    The post-doomsday pet rescue service already has 259 clients, who have paid $135 for the first pet and $US20 for each additional pet at the same address, to ensure the faithful animal companions are looked after and loved even when their Christian owners have gone to the other side.

    All the rescuers are sworn atheists, which means they will definitely be left behind on Earth, ready to rescue pets after the Rapture, which one US Christian fundamentalist group has pencilled in for Saturday.

    When Judgment Day happens, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets co-founder Bart Centre "will notify all of our rescuers to go into action and they will drive to the homes of anyone who's signed a contract with us, pick up their pets and take them home and adopt them as their own, keeping them happy and healthy for the rest of their lives.

    "This will happen only if and when the Rapture happens. So we do not expect to have to do anything on Saturday," Mr Centre said.

    Contracts are good for 10 years, just in case the Mayan calendar prophesy, which predicts the world will end in December next year, comes true.



    Weather forecast for Saturday- breezy, partly cloudy with a slight chance of Rapture.

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  • ziddina

    LOLOLOLOL!!!! That is HILarious!!! What a great idea!!!

  • MrFreeze

    I wish I had thought of this. I could use the money.

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  • badseed

    That's funny. Maybe I've lost the opportunity this time but I'm sure some wacko will predict another end of the world date. I'll be ready then..ha. Kaching!!

  • Amelia Ashton
    Amelia Ashton

    How come only Americans are gonna be raptured on Saturday?

    Did they earn it or qualify for it?

  • moshe
    I wish I had thought of this. I could use the money.

    Camping is the one who thought up the best money-making scheme- It remains to be seen, if anyone else can fool the sheep again like that .

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