I remember at one point in my witness history going to an assembly and listening to the speaker request that the audience repeat some sort of agreement to be good or something. I can't remember exactly what it was but I found it disturbing to hear everyone just mindlessly agree. Anyway I decided to rework the famous Allegiance in the key of Witness.
If you have your own rendition of such, please chime in!
I pledge alegiance to the corrp of the Watchtower bible and tract society, and to the faithful and discreet slave for which it stands, one people, under God, indivisible, with truth and paradise for the approved.