The Onion on God's "Monotheopoly"

AvailableLight

Great article:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3803/judge_orders_god.html
Enjoy!
DanielHaase

Beautiful.
"Brother, you better get down on your knees and pay...a thousand more fools are being born every f***ing day" -Bad Religion
outnfree

Ha Ha!
I particularly liked these lines:
God's attorneys attempted to convince the judge of His openness to rivals, pointing to His longtime participation in the "Holy Trinity," but the effort failed when Schofield determined that Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost are "more God subsidiaries than competitors."

outnfree
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