There's a rumor going 'round that one of the dramas at this year's District Conventions will feature Jar-Jar Binks as the "Faithful and Discreet Slave."
Some have denied this, stating that Jar-Jar was owned by LucasFilms. Asked for comment, the Watchtower's legal department replied, "We cannot confirm or deny any rumors, but Mr. Binks may be available for the role, and when you are talking imaginary characters, one's as good as the other."
J. J. could not be reached for comment because he is special pioneering this month.
