This joke was posted on a Harely Davidson forum I'm a memeber of.
There was a knock on the door this morning,
I opened it and there was a young bloke standing there who said:
"I'm a Jehovah's Witness".
I said "Come in and sit down."
"Now what do you want to talk about"?
He said, " Damned if I know; I've never got this far before"