Once upon a time, a couple months ago
There was this girl, Mormon, who I wanted to get to know
So, what I did was, make eye contact but not actually speak
To some men, this method is considered weak.
It took a while and we eventually spoke,
it was swell! it was grand! I let it soak in and I thought to myself
Wow, I think we might have something.
Until I did my research and I realized,
she was a burnt muffin
and discovered, we're polar opposites.
I have tattoos
I listen to Sage Francis
There's no way I could around this new trouble
So I stopped talking to her
which actually led to a more social her around the land
unfortauntely due to me being completely terrified
I could not be her man.