25 Pick up Lines for Witnesses

by sawthelight 8 Replies latest social humour

  • sawthelight

    Subject: 25 Pick up Lines for Witnesses

    1. Nice Bible.
    2. Do you mind if we pray?
    3. Can I share your song book?
    4. I was REALLY impressed with your Watchtower
    comment, did you research that?
    5. Do you know of a public place we can get to
    know each other better?
    6. Is the seat next to you taken?
    7. True Christians don't shake hands, they hug!
    8. I'm practicing a talk, could you be my
    9. Hello Bro/Sis, Since we are already "Family",
    Would you consider other options?
    10. What are your plans for tonight? Do you feel
    like studying the Watchtower together?
    11. I'm here to incite love and fine works.
    12. The Bible says "GIVE DRINK TO THOSE WHO ARE
    having dinner with me?"
    13. You don't have a service partner? Me either!
    14. You want to come over and watch the
    Society's videos tonight with some
    15. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
    16. Hello, Will you be my Shulamite?
    17. Have I met you at an assembly or was that
    just a dream?
    18. EXCUSE ME, I believe one of your ribs belongs
    to me!!
    19. How about greeting one another with a Holy
    20. You know (SISTER/BROTHER), I wouldn't mind
    studying with you for the rest of my life.
    21. Did I meet you at a "quick-build" last year?
    22. Your congregation or mine?
    23. Are you going on a Witness boat cruise this
    year? Give me your number and I'll get
    more info for you.
    24. So...Do you belong to this circuit?
    25. We need to become fruitful and become many!

  • Francois

    Those are all to subtle for me. I like something more direct like:

    Do you like apples?
    Good. Let's fuck.


  • TR

    LOL! Check out this link:



    "Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    --Benjamin Franklin, 1759

  • sunstarr

    LOL!! Those were great! #25 has got to be the best. By the way, Francois, do you mind if I borrow that line sometime?

  • Francois

    Help yourself. Or, you could try:

    Sister, as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.


  • Beans

    This is so beautiful!

  • buffalosrfree

    Simply ask one of the sisters to suckle you!!!!!

  • LB

    Since so many witness women clean houses for a living....

    Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

    Never Squat With Yer Spurs On

  • Beans

    I forgot which Watchtower this was in? Could someone direct me to the year page and publication,or was this in the secret book?

    If you don`t have something good to say say it often! "Ed the Sock"

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