I just thought of a cunning plan!

by wary 5 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • wary
    wary

    For all of us who dread the knock on Saturday morning only to find the PO and the SO at your door with stupid grins, here to find out why you havnt been to the meeting for a year.

    Ask em in, when they get over all the fake niceties and get down to the business of trying to readjust you or kick you out, try this.

    Just tell them you where stumbled out of the truth. Stumbled by some responsible bros that you would never have dreamed would put you in this position.

    Stumbled out by the lying GB.

    There is no come back. You cant be kicked out for being stumbled.

    boyakaashaa!

  • MMXIV
    MMXIV

    wot iz u fick or summing? Get yer joolie to answer da door, an u iz not even need to get out ov da bed.

    Reeeshpecta

  • LostGeneration
    LostGeneration

    Stumbled out of da troof is a good way to fade if you can keep the details blurry. I wouldn't bring the GB into it though. GB=WT=Jehovah is the equation you have to remember when dealing with nosy elders.

  • gutted
    gutted

    A better plan: don't answer the door if you see them.

  • Momma-Tossed-Me
    Momma-Tossed-Me

    Tell them they can come in but no talk about religion.

  • wary
    wary

    MMX1: Ma Julie dont wanna laeve da bed man!

    Lost: u iz so right! respect!

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