it will push the network capacity of JWN to its limit.
It will-
Reach down and grab the very heart of all who read it...
It will compel even the most reticent posters to reply...
Many will shed tears, some of joy and some of sadness...
There will never be another to match its power to intrigue, outrage and amuse...
it is coming... very soon...
(OK, Minimus, you take it from here)