"Dear God,
"Please protect me from your true believers.
"Amen."
Farkel
The Most Important Prayer. Ever.
by Farkel 9 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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snowbird
Another one:
"Sovereign Lord, holy and true."
"Shouldn't the Lake be widened by a foot or two?"
"Maran atha!"
Syl
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glenster
Dear God/anyone handy:
Please protect the nice believers, non-believers, people of race/sex
orientation/nationality, etc., from the 'centric intolerant believers, non-believers,
people of race/sex orientation/nationality, etc., so we don't have to tell them
to dig themselves.Amen/take care/say "hi" to the family
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sabastious
"Hey God, what's up?"
pause for response.
-Sab
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darth frosty
"Dear god...Please let my lions win a dag-gone game!"
Amen
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agonus
"Dear God:
Look, it doesn't much matter what I ask for in the big scheme of things, your will is going to be done regardless of what I do or don't do, because, well, you're God. It might make things a little easier for both of us, though, if you could clue me in on where exactly it is I fit into this plan of yours, whatever it might be. If nothing else, I guess just take care of my kids. Talk to you later."
Well, maybe that's not a very important prayer but it's essentially the same thing I always end up asking anyways.
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african GB Member
Dear God
Please help me not to get DF'd.
I still love my mom and other family members.
In the name of Jesus.
Amen.
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snowbird
Dear God
Please help me not to get DF'd.
I still love my mom and other family members.
In the name of Jesus.
Amen.
Awww...
Syl
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BurnTheShips
The Most Important Prayer. Ever.
Lord, thank you.
BTS
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snowbird
Lord, thank you.
BTS
Amen.
Syl