Name Some Stupid Organization/ Congregation Rules

by minimus 60 Replies latest jw friends

  • stuckinamovement
    stuckinamovement

    No after school activities, sports dances, clubs etc.

    Can't run a mic until you are age 15

    If you are a single or married brother and you happen to be giving a sister a ride she must stay in the back seat ala miss daisy. Its better to give the ever watchful community the impression that you are a professional chauffeur in an 83 ford escort; than to have her ride up front in the passenger seat and have them think that you are boning the 65 year old overweight sister.

  • blondie
  • minimus
    minimus

    good subject for newbies, Blondie. In a year I'll do it again, if it's ok with you, dear.

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    Wing commander: John 21:25. What I posted was a cut and paste from Bible Gateway.

  • antes8080
    antes8080

    got get there 15min before the meething to get priviliges... in are hall there was sign dont use more then one paper towel lol... you got use the front seats they use to put coution tape for the back seats WTF!!!

  • undercover
    undercover
    One rule is you can't wear a tee shirt with writing on it if you are working at a quick build KH . Nothing with logos

    Or an old army fatigue jacket. No insignias, no patches, no camo even. Just your old fashioned GI olive green jacket that was standard issue back in WWII through Korea to Vietnam even. Kinda like the one Hawkeye wore on M*A*S*H.

    I bought one at an army/navy surplus exactly for what I was doing...working construction in the cold. They're sturdy, water-resistant and durable.

    But Jehovah doesn't like them.

  • Magwitch
    Magwitch

    Stay after the meetings and enjoy the lovely fellowship.

    For a girl that has gone to bed at 8 her entire life, service meeting night was much like a Nazi torture room.

  • QuestioningEverything
    QuestioningEverything

    I love these kind of topics, they just reinforce why I am no longer a member.

  • minimus
    minimus

    "Servants" are supposed to be at least 15 to 20 minutes early for the meetings and are expected to stay as long as it is deemed necessary from the elders.

  • Ding
    Ding

    I wonder why the WTS drawings of Jesus don't picture him clean shaven with short hair, wearing a business suit, and carrying a book bag.

    Well, at least he didn't wear flip-flops, right?

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