I agree with you.
But the Bible is written by "myths", "fables", and "figurative."
Therefore, I think that certain teachings/lesson are hidden there, IMO.
burning bushes that are not comsumed
I always remember "the sun" in this part.
Who supplies energy to "the sun"?
The sun does not need "gasoline" like a car and does not need "food" like a human being.
That is a miracle.
It is a miracle that that is continuing burning.
Furthermore, it is burning in environment without air.
Balaams talking donkey
This is telling us that a "kindness to animals", IMO. ;)
god's golden hemorroids
In short, this is a golden (money) present.
Probably, you would not get angry even if you were given the golden (money) of that form. :)
the circle dance at shiloh
This is offer of the encounter place (meet girls) for a single male in ancient times.
Probably, in ancient times, there were few opportunities for man and woman to meet than today, IMO.