by ThiChi 3 Replies latest jw friends
Well, are you ready to serve? Want to start your own congregation, preform marriages and baptisms and be in total control of all shunning, marking, etc.,? While all the time reaping the tax benefits? Here is your chance to do it right (unlike the JWs!!).
“We all fell down from the milky way, hanging around here for the judgement day, heaven only knows who’s in command.”- Jimmy Buffet
Been ordained there for quite some time now. Would anyone like to be married by an ordained atheist?
Already did it. Once you get 15 other people to become ordained you become a saint. I'm about half way there.
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven.
The Universal Life Church in Modesto, California has a wonderful little ordination program, as well.
You can even do everything online. Been there... done that.
Wanna get married?
