Telling it like it is to the householder ....

by wannabefree 6 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • wannabefree

    I'd like to share a scripture with you householder, if you have a copy of the Bible perhaps you can follow along in yours, by the way, did you know that the Bible is the best selling book of all time ... over 6 billion copies. How fortunate it is for you that I am here today, because something you probably didn't now is that only the Governing Body of Jehovah's Witnesses can properly understand the Bible? (sometimes just two-thirds of them)

  • Soldier77

    lol! HH slams door w/out saying a word.

  • wannabefree

    If Witnesses didn't beat around the bush at the door ... please share your thoughts, perhaps those of us still in can try it out.

  • Room 215
    Room 215

    "I'm here to save your life; all non-JWs -- men, women and children -- are under a death sentence, to be carried out imminently; join us or DIE"

  • Mary

    I'm calling on you and your neighbours this morning to offer you a financially free bible study from the one true religion who has more failed predictions than any other religion on the face of the earth. The reason I say it's "financially free" is because if you accept my offer, you will pay for it big time down the road. We will expect you to severely limit all association with your non-JW family, you will no longer be able to celebrate birthdays, Christmas, Easter or anything else that's enjoyable and if one of your children needs a blood transfusion in order to save their life, you must watch them die instead. Also, if your husband has a beard, he will not be allowed to have any priviledges until he shaves it off. We also strongly discourage higher education because it encourages a person to think for themselves---something that we just can't deal with! And as a mere woman, you will be expected to meekly trot behind your husband, submitting to his authority and accepting any beatings he cares to give you. If-----


  • WingCommander

    ^^^ Mary:

    That looks like a partial snipit from somewhere, or did you just come up with it? I'd LOVE to see the rest of it???

    Here is one that I post from time to time that I just love, and always gives me a chuckle.......

    "Greetings, I'm a member of the great crowd of other sheep rendering sacred service to the Ancient of Days in the earthly courtyard of the spiritual temple by following the example of the fine shepherd and engaging as a regular pioneer in preaching the good news of the kingdom with the sword of the spirit.

    We are helping to warn those not familiar with the Divine Name that the second presence of the Chief Agent of Life has begun, and soon the last days will reach their culmination when the scarlet-colored wild beast will turn on the harlot and destroy Babylon the Great, beginning the great tribulation which is climaxed by Armageddon and the ruler of the world, now in Tartarus, being thrown into the abyss for the rest of the last Adam's millennial reign.

    However, antitypical apostate Jerusalem with her man of lawlessness class is supporting the false prophet and fighting against the anointed remnant of spiritual Israel, the ambassadors of heavenly Jerusalem, and their envoys, who are keeping themselves without spot from the world and who would rather go to Sheol or Hades than Gehenna by rejecting the theocracy proclaimed by the Faithful & Discreet Slave and the Governing Body of the spiritual paradise on earth today.

    So, if you don't want to take these magazines, here's a program schedule for the Kingdom Hall, where you can come and learn more about New Jerusalem, new heavens, new earth, new commandment, new birth, new song, new creation, new personality, and the new covenant which we can only benefit from by being associated with the 144,000 anointed Governing Body.

    Thank you for your time...which is not to be confused with a time and times and half a time."

  • Mary
    That looks like a partial snipit from somewhere, or did you just come up with it? I'd LOVE to see the rest of it???

    Nope....not a snipit. Me did it me-self!! If you would like to see more, please send me $100.00 in cash which I promise will be donated to the WorldWide Witlessing Work!

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