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  • St George of England
    St George of England

    A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his father as to when he could use the family car.

    His father said he'd make a deal: 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car.'

    The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

    After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

    The boy said, 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair...and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.'

    To which his father replied, 'Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?'

  • highdose

    Actualy Jesus has a chariot! so there! take that stupid JW story!:p

  • St George of England
    St George of England

    I always thought it was JEHOVAH'S Celestial chariot so maybe Jesus got his hair cut and was allowed to drive the family chariot.......


  • not a captive

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