This morning I posted one of Blondie's Watchtower quotes (the ones that show what JW's really believe about who is going to be toast during armageddon) on a political discussion board. The following is one of the replies I got (I don't suppose this would work with most Witnesses, but it's still too funny not to share):
|18. A former co-worker kept giving me JW literature on our lunchbreaks|
|So one day I decided to read one of his pamphlets and highlighted every sentence or paragraph that I knew that he did not adhere to or follow.|
I handed it back to him and asked him to read the parts that I highlighted, and then tell me why he wasn't following his Jehovah's tenents to the letter.
He sat there in the lunchroom, and read them as I asked, but could not come up with any explanations (excuses), and never bothered me again.