Hi. My name's Jimmy. How are you today?
I'm here recruiting new members for the Jehovah's Witness cult. My plan is to entice you with the carrot known as the Paradise earth. My stick is to scare you with the threat of Armageddon.
I'm going to try to separate you from your family members. Once you become a cult member you will no longer be allowed to celebrate Christmas or your birthday. You won't even be able to express your own opinion on politics. And don't even think of questioning our leaders. They represent God himself.
Once you join you'll have a lot of instant friends. Just don't step out of line, though, or we'll never talk to you again. That even includes when your life is on the line and you need a blood transfusion.
Someday I hope you'll be just like me out here knocking on doors and recruiting new members yourself. As you do this you'll be allowed to support yourself with a menial job. Remember, though- higher education is a no-no!
Got kids? They're going to be thrilled about spending hot summer days sitting through three day conventions in their little suitcoats. They're also going to love being different from everyone else by not saluting the flag or taking part in extracurricular activities like sports.
Years from now you're going to be disillusioned that the end never came and you spent your entire life in a cult. But that's only if you're ever brave enough to get on those evil apostate websites and figure out what the Watchtower is really all about.
Well, I hope you like what you're hearing. Let's get started with what I call a "door-step Bible study".