Polite JW Insults
Some Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t suffer from insanity; they enjoy every minute of it!
The Society is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs or reality.
Friends don’t let friends become Witnesses.
New light is inevitable, except when and where they need it most.
The more Witnesses knocking on my door, the less I need to feed my dog.
The Borg is as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Skipper (trying to be as polite as he can today)
All right Skipper,you got me laughing...OUTLAW
That was pretty polite!
Two Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door and asked me if I wanted to live forever.
I said "Not if I have to do it with a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses!!"
Even my mother laughed at that one.
Now Skipper, do you have any 'not so polite' ones?