Reasoning From the Scriptures, Elder Style

by Farkel 3 Replies latest jw friends

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  Farkel

  Dub: Brother Elder, I'm having some serious problems with our doctrines on blood, "this generation", disfellowshiping, failed predictions, malicious gossip in the Congregations and what I see as a lack of genuine love in the Organization. Could help me resolve these issues, please?

  Elder: Certainly, Brother Dub, but in order to do that, I need to ask you a very important spiritual question first, ok?

  Dub: Ok.

  Elder: Do you have a problem with pornography and masturbation?

  Dub:

  Farkel
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  straightshooter

  That definitely made me laugh.

  But sadly I can see such a conversation actually happening.
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  WTWizard

  The "solution" is more boasting session attendance, more studying the washtowels, and more field circus.
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  kurtbethel

  Elder: Do you have a problem with pornography and masturbation?

  Kurt: No I do not have a problem with it, but I prefer you wait until after our conversation before you start doing that stuff.