If I Had Intelligently Designed Man...

by VoidEater 6 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    ...I'd leave out stuff that serves no purpose - like the appendix and coccyx.

    ...I'd make the testicles internal so all those baseballs in the groin didn't hurt so much.

    ...I'd add a third hand and eyes in the back of the head.

  • cofty
    cofty

    I would not wrap the prostate around the urethra - 47 so far so good

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    ^ Ha! I forgot that one! Me - not so lucky/fortunate/blessed...!

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    I'd make every penis the same size, so there'd be no envy.

  • cofty
    cofty

    Maybe a bit less proximity between the wind pipe and the food pipe - Cofty; still traumatised from almost chocking to death as a child (for you Brits it was a Pan Drop)

  • leavingwt
    leavingwt

    I would design the airway in a manner in which food could not enter into it, resulting in death by choking.

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