It has been since October that we've heard from the, how is it termed WTWizard? Hounders? Yes, those people, despite the fact that last time we spoke I very dramatically told them to get off my lawn, and not to come back. Since at that visit they found out at that my youngest childs birthday was indeed celebrated, with no beheading, but still, and since we've celebrated wicked Halloween, Horrible Christmas, my birthday...who knows if they know all that....they have now called my husband. The message went something like this:
"Hey, ummm, ______, Brother COBE wants to get together with you and well, we need to clear a few things up. Maybe we could meet at the Kingdom Hall, and well anyway, just give us a call back so we can get this taken care of"
a) CO is comin' round tha mountain as he comes (sing along with me)....or
b)my oldest child putting it in the face of my mother the fact that she's never been happier, and that we've just had our best 1st Christmas...or
c)they think that we can be reactivated. I feel like charcoal. (I'm sure the nurses on the board will catch that one)
In related news, I felt such a huge wave of laughter come over me when my husband played the voicemail! While we wish Brother Newly Appointed Elder that used to be our good friend wasn't the one doing the hounding, we felt it was utterly funny that they are even trying.
Deny that a member of the congregation touched our children in an inappropriate way? SURE we want to be in your congregation...absofreakinlutely. Gimme a break.
I'll update as warranted.