Looking for Ladonna
Oooo! Ooooo! I sing opera too!
You haven't lived opera until you've heard my shower-time rendition of Pervi's La Depraviata. Particularly the bit where I get shampoo in my eyes while singing Violenta's agonising death-by-flatulation scene.
"Enrico Expatbritto brings tears to the eyes! Move over Ladonna, here's a real star!"- Pompous opera weekly mag.
I'm looking for Britney because she sings ... oh, cobblers, who cares what she sings - she just looks damn good doing it!
Swyzzel - good to see you've joined the board! Give me a ring sometime and we'll have coffee. I've wondered what you've been up to.
Well this should be interesting.