Ten thing to think about in the new year

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    Number 10
    Life is sexually transmitted.

    Number 9
    Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    Number 8
    Men have two emotions:
    Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

    Number 7
    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet
    and they won't bother you for weeks.

    Number 6
    Some people are like a Slinky, not really good for anything, but you
    still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

    Number 5
    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

    Number 4
    All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

    Number 3
    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

    Number 2
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is Weird and people take
    Prozac to make it normal....

    And The Number 1 Thought For 2010:
    "Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers: what you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow"

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