"KOOL-AID!!!" "OOOOH YEAH!!"
It is unavoidable that a name as cool as Kool-Aid Man would face a challenge. But is this a challenge? Evidently not, as SD-7 certainly cannot change his/her/its user name. Is it not more reasonable, then, to conclude that, rather than taking away dignity from Kool-Aid Man, SD-7 can add to such dignity? How delightful it is that we can therefore announce, for the first time available, THE NEW KOOL-AID MAN,
KOOL-AID MAN THE SECOND!!!
Kool-Aid Man II, as he/she/it will be formally called from now on, has certainly proven to be qualified as heir apparent, just as the 'faithful and discreet slave class' has diligently carried out its responsibilities in dispensing 'food at the proper time' to obedient, loyal Christians. (Matt. 24:45-47) Are we loyally obeying this faithful class of anointed Christians?
Indeed, it can be said that Kool-Aid Man II is even more loyal to the slave than Kool-Aid Man. After all, who else truly acknowledges the authority of the slave? Acceptance of the one channel of communication Jehovah is using today is critical to such an appointment. (Matt. 24:45-47) Arrogantly questioning that slave, as both Kool-Aid Man and SD-7 have done, is an indication of the self-centered, independent, rebellious, presumptuous spirit of the world, which has no place amongst true Christians. Only through obedience to the slave class can one have any hope of surviving the end of this system of things, which is so near at hand.
With regards to the organizational adjustments pertaining to "this generation", can we not see the clear direction Jehovah is giving to the slave? Anyone who does not understand this advancing light of truth should analyze his own motives. Perhaps he is unwilling to have a greater share in the field ministry, reasoning that this new understanding of scripture means the end is somehow farther off than he expected. Such flawed reasoning is extremely dangerous and could very well be fatal in this "time of the end". Surely such ones should wake up from their spiritual slumber and resume vibrant, zealous sacred service to God.
Perhaps it could be that he does not fully understand the truth. If that is the case, careful, prayerful research using our Christian publications may be a wise use of his time. Mature Christian elders can also offer readjustment to those wavering in their faith. Such older men are the ones whom Jehovah trusts. Closely in tune with the slave class, these loyal, experienced men can surely be an invaluable source of encouragement to any who may be drifting away from the faith.
Are we not grateful for the guidance of God's spirit that is so evident in Jehovah's organization? Then let us do our utmost to prove loyal, obedient, and submissive to the faithful slave that Jehovah is directing today. (Matt. 24:45-47) Put more succinctly, let us obey the slave. To do so is to demonstrate that we love Jehovah and desire to be friends--by extension--with Jesus Christ. Though we may not personally be one of the 'sons of God', in the 'new covenant', thus not having Jesus as our personal Mediator, and though we may not be part of the composite 'body of Christ', thus not receiving holy spirit directly, which requires us to rely thoroughly on the anointed slave class to provide spiritual instruction from God's Word through the pages of Christian publications, do we not rejoice to be counted amongst those who are loyally following these faithful and discreet undershepherds? (Matt. 24:45-47) Indeed, it could be said that to follow the slave class is to follow Jehovah God.
Could it not, therefore, be reasoned that the faithful slave class is God in itself? Certainly! As Jehovah's sole channel of communication with mankind, and the 'sharers in the divine nature', it would not be unreasonable to conclude that they are, through Christ Jesus, divine in themselves. Since they are joint heirs with Christ Jesus, this elevates them, enabling them to share Jesus' many titles, among them being that of "Mighty God". (Isa. 9:6, 7) Therefore, should we not obey the 'Mighty God', as represented by the faithful and discreet slave class and its Governing Body? Doing so will result in blessings both now and in the very near future at hand, when the 'Mighty God'--the slave class as a composite group--restores mankind to the 'glorious freedom of the children of God'.
Kool-Aid Man II