Kingdom Song: "The Light Gets Brighter"--updated for the Conscious Class

by sd-7 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    1. Bright is the light

    That shines in Kingdom Hallways

    Just like that bro that always

    Wears the orange suits

    Each Tuesday night,

    You'll miss your favorite ballgames

    For talks that almost always

    Are a load of poop

    Theocratic Ministry School

    Service Meeting, Book Study, too--

    That name has changed--the meeting's the same

    Our books are like

    The Bible re-ar-ran-ged--

    So you better study them each night or

    You will be killed

    By God, you'll be killed

    2. Progressive truth

    Means what is true for this year,

    Is truly false the next year--

    Did you notice that?

    No, wait--it's cool

    Adjustments made are minor

    But don't ask the old timers

    For their oldest tracts!

    Don't you ask too many questions

    That leads to judicial sessions--

    We're not equipped.

    You're dis-fellowshipped!

    Our God is right,

    And only we can know him--

    The rest of you know him through us--

    It's us you must trust

    It's us you must trust

    3. The faithful slave

    Is now the faithful master

    Aren't you the lucky fortunate bastards

    To be drawn to God?

    The 'Mother' is right--

    Trust the organ-i-za-tion,

    Or end up like the nations,

    Crushed by Jesus' rod

    Light moves us to change the subject

    When you see that we're imperfect--

    In-fall-i-ble, not accountable

    Give us the praise

    That belongs to Jehovah,

    In months this system will be over--

    Yes, it just might,

    Unless there's new light

    SD-7

  • Meeting Junkie No More
    Meeting Junkie No More

    HAHAHA - that's great!

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    You never cease to amaze me!

  • JAFO
    JAFO

    Woo! Awesome! You literally had me laughing out loud.. First ever Kingdum song that hasn't made me want to puke.. Do some more!

    P.S. love this line..

    "Bright is the light

    That shines in Kingdom Hallways

    Just like that bro that always

    Wears the orange suits"

  • Mickey mouse

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