Ladies: New scam... don't fall for it!
by Elsewhere 5 Replies latest jw friends
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purplesofa
LOL!!!!
If only men were that honest!!!!
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Satanus
To further learn how to avoid these kinds of scams, please email elsewhere for free, personalized instructions, ladies.
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hecouldbewrong
That shit doesn't work, I tried.
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FlyingHighNow
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Edward, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say, 'Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'"The teacher fainted...
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Mickey mouse
Warning to ladies: if a man comes to your door and tells you he is conducting a survey, and asks you to show him your bum, DO NOT show him your bum! It's just a trick! There is no survey; he only wants to see your bum!
I wish someone had told me this yesterday. I feel so cheap now.
