What is your world view now?

Luo bou to

Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, take hostages.

Buddhism: If shit happens is it really shit?

Protestantism: Shit happens if you work hard.

Catholicism: Shit Happens, I deserve it.

7th Day Adventist:Shit happens on Saturday.

Mormonism: Knock Knock, Shit Happens.

Judaism: Why does shit happen to me?

Krishnaism: Shit happens, ring a dingy ding.

Jehovah's Witness:People now living will see shit happen.

Paganism: Each shit has its own name.

Atheism: Bullshit!

TV Evangelism: Send more shit.

Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit

Me I favour the Rastafarians. What about you?

brainwashed-from-birth

Ill take a hit for you ,

Luo bou to.

munch on

Rastafarianism is a great relgion. I wish they would have knocked on my Dad's door.

brainwashed-from-birth

It does help deal with all the other shit on your list

Have a great day

Luo bou to

you got that right. B from B..... here have a toke kick back and enjoy some religious music....Bob Marley

Luo bou to, next question is, what kind of special "SHOVEL" does each one use to shovel it? Who shovels it the highest? You have to walk on tippy toes to avoid stepping in all this. Sometimes when you come face to face with it you have to walk around it.

Walkin

journey-on

Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. (do we know someone like this????)

Sometimes you just plain ole get "the shits".

With a little effort you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.

You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit your life away.

Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola.

Other people just have a Shit eatin' grin on their face all of the time.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits.

There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit's creek without a paddle.

Sometimes you really need this shit and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!

Holy Shit!! Thanks for letting me shoot the shit with you!

HintOfLime

My philosophy: Let's stop worrying about shit and making shit up, and instead let's get some shit done.

- Lime

DrJohnStMark

C.T.Russell: The divine shit of the ages.

J.F.Rutherford: Millions now bullshitting will never die.

F.W.Franz: Let shit be true.

N.H.Knorr: The shit that leads to eternal hangover.

crmsicl

This is funny. Would make a good tract to give JW's when they come to your door.

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