Be Very Quiet As You Pass Room 8
A man arrives at the gates of heaven.
St Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man replies, "Methodist."
St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24 but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
Another man arrives at the gates of heaven
St. Peter: "Religion?"
Man: "Baptist."
St. Peter: "Ok got to room 18 but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
A third man arrives at the gates.
St. Peter: "Religion?"
Man: "Jewish."
St. Peter: "Go to room 11 but be very quiet as you pass room 8."
The man says "I can understand there being differen room for different religions, but why must I be quiet as I pass room 8?"
St. Peter tells him: "Well the Jehovah's Witnesses are in room 8, and they think they are the only ones here."