Remake of "Barbarella" in the works: Angelina Jolie vs. Megan Fox

by JimmyPage 5 Replies latest social entertainment

  • JimmyPage

    Both are competing for the lead role. Who's the winner? Moi!

  • wha happened?
    wha happened?

    Neither. Get some sexy nubian sistah in there. A Pam Grier type. Curvy as all hell

  • JimmyPage

    Would Beyonce do?

  • kurtbethel

    Go curvier. Jennifer Hudson.

  • leavingwt

    Speaking of Megan Fox, this was amusing. . .

    The crew of 'Transformers' has had enough of her. They've now responded to her in an open letter.

    Here's a sample. The full letter is at the link below. (Remember, kids, don't piss off the crew when you're making your next film.)

    Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina – second thought – she's no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

    We know this quite intimately because we've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

    We are in different departments; we can't give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan's panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

    Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We've traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?

    When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

    So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to "working with Hitler". We actually don't think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn't realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let's get some facts straight.

  • Big Tex
    Big Tex

    leavingwt, once again we agree.

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